GAMEPLAY: Walk down a corridor, read text and occasionally click on stuff. It’s the simplest thing possible, and I get that gameplay isn’t the point, but that makes this game not for me.
AUDIOVISUALLY: Visuals are ugly but cute enough. Music is actually good!
STORY/PRESENTATION: It’s quirky and humoristic. I just can’t care since the gameplay itself doesn’t hook me.
I’m repeating myself, but although the plot and events are entertaining, I’m always bored to death when the “game” happens. And since it’s always obvious what to select in the menu to win, I might as well watch a video of it.