I’ve only had time to write down the chords for this one, but I usually just finger-pick the chords, starting with the bass note and play a random pattern.
Asus2 Dmaj7 Lisa it's your birthday And God bless you this day You gave me the gift of a little sister And I'm proud of you today Lisa it's your birthday Happy birthday Lisa Lisa it's your birthday Happy birthday Lisa E G#7 C# C#7 Call me a square; friend, I don't care F#m C#7 F#m C#7 F#m That little yellow sign can't be ignored A D#7 I'm telling you it's mighty nice E D# A7 C#7 Each trip's a trip to pa - ra - dise A B E With my baby - on board D D/C# D/B D/A x32 Monorail.. Monorail.. Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud... Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs? Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs. Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. G E7/G# I swear it's Springfield's only choice D/A Bm Throw up your hands and raise your voice! E Monorail! - What's it called? A Monorail! - Once again D D/C# D/B E7 Monorail! Am Who controls the British crown? Dm Who keeps the metric system down? E Am E/G# E We do! We do! Am Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Dm Who keeps the Martians under wraps? Am E Am We do! We do! Dm Can you name the truck with four wheel drive Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five F A7 Dm Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown F A7 Dm Canyonero! Canyonero! C Cmaj7/G Well Mr. Burns had done it C6 C6/G The power plant had won it Dm A7 Dm G With Roger Clemens clucking all the while Dm A7 Dm G Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile G D7 Gm G While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile C A7/C# Dm G We're talkin' softball From Maine to San Diego Talkin' softball Mattingly and Canseco Dm G Dm G Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw Dm G Dm G Steve Sax and his run-in with the law Dm G C We're talkin' Homer - Ozzie and the Straw C A7/C# Dm G Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? C A7/C# Dm G Now here's the tricky part C F G C G/C#DA B) Oh, won't you rhyme with me? C A7/C# Dm G Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? C A7/C# Dm G Their floors are stick-E-Mart (Marge) C C/A# C/A G# G They made Dad sick-E-Mart (Lisa) C C/A# C/A G# G Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart (Bart) C C/A# C/A G# G (C Bb/D A7) The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh! Am/D Am/E Fmaj7 Am/F# G Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? G Cm "I doooooo.." F call mr plow Gm that's my name C that name again F is mr plow